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Can You Look Young or Look Younger With the Orvis Vista Face Exercise Ball?
Let me first make it very clear that I want to look young for as long as I can and I want to look younger than I do. BUT in my efforts to do both I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE, even when I become wealthy, to WASTE MONEY on nonsense! I hate wasting my money! I hate for other people to waste their money!! And it seems that’s EXACTLY what we would be doing if we spent $34.95 on the Oris Vista Face Exercise Ball.
Honestly, the ball on their website looks like A HAND BALL EXERCISER AND STRESS BALL THAT THEY’RE CALLING A FACE EXERCISE BALL AND CLAIMING WILL HELP US LOOK YOUNG OR LOOK YOUNGER!!!!! And, at $34.95, they have the audacity to refer to this ball as being “inexpensive”! ORIS VISTA, GIVE ME A FREAKIN’ BREAK PLEASE!!!!
Sometimes when my mother was making it known that she wasn’t a stupid, unintelligent person she would rhetorically ask, “Does it look like my head screws off and on?!” Well, Oris Vista must think many folks’ heads screw off and on in order for them to promote a $34.95 HAND BALL EXERCISER AND STRESS BALL as a “face exercise ball” that will help us look young or look younger “in just 10 minutes a day.”
On their FAQs page, question 7, ORIS VISTA PRACTICALLY TELLS US THAT THEIR FACE EXERCISE BALL IS A (GROSSLY OVERPRICED) HAND BALL EXERCISER AND STRESS BALL!!! But the question is can this ball make one look young or look younger? Yeah, maybe the ball can be used to exercise the muscles of the face and help us look young or look younger but, then, SO CAN OUR HANDS or the handless movement of our face and neck muscles!!
Now, as if my opinion about Oris Vista’s Face Exercise Ball hasn’t been made clear enough already I’ll state it anyway: KEEP YOUR $30 IN YOUR POCKET (or give it to me!) AND SPEND THE OTHER $4.95 ON A HAND BALL EXERCISER AND STRESS BALL!!! Better yet, go somewhere and get one for FREE because every one that I’ve ever had I got for free at some event. Then you can use your FREE hand ball exerciser and stress ball as your face exercise ball in your efforts to look young for as long as you can or to always look younger than you are!
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